Talking Treads

Riding home yesterday I pulled up to a stoplight and noticed on the opposite corner a young man with black pants, white shirt, tie, pocket protector, helmet and backpack on a standard issue mountain bike.  I thought it was odd he was by himself and then guess who rolls up?  None other than another young man with tie, pocket protecter, etc. but what is he riding…  a slate blue fixie with bright yellow deep dish rims!  No brakes, yellow grips on a tiny flat handlebar.  Wish I had pulled out my phone in time for a picture…